No Food For Fat Kid Because Of His Pudgy Fingers Inability to Grasp Tongs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh the irony. That was just a scene experienced at Vegas during our vacation. And what an awesome vacation it was. Seinfeld, Gambling, Clubbing, Boys and Vegas. What more can this bastard ask for?
Seinfeld:
Probably the sole reason for setting up this trip. Seinfeld was fucking awesome and so hype was I that I allowed myself to purchase an overpriced bottle of water. I laughed and smiled so much to the point where my mouth was hurting from laughing so much. Just thinking about it makes me excited, I feel like a kid in a candy store.
Gambling:
Apparently my gambling luck is every other day. First day I was up, second day I was down, third day I was up (a lot), fourth day I was down (lost it all). But that is Vegas. On the third day, I tripled my money, because I played craps next to a birthday boy, who was lucky and hot on top of that. Aaron from UCLA and Orange County, CA won me majority of my money that night. $300 in total. It was a good day. Then the fourth day came where I would meet Scott from Hawaii. Everything would have been fine if I didn't lose all my money. Damn my hormones and my weakness for a pretty face. I just may be a gambling addict.
Clubbing:
We decided to go to Studio 54 (because that was basically the only club we could go to) and I had a blast as did the rest of the group. I enjoyed the music and the rope dancers. Quite entertaining. Dancing all night long, what more can this gay boy ask for. Too bad there were no cuties but oh well mostly straight anyway.
Boys:
Of the 4 days we were there, I got to talk to a cute boy each day except for the last. The first day had monorail boy from Salt Lake City, UT. On top of talking to him, he was flirting with me. Too bad I'm not a whore, I would have slept with him then and there that night. Oh well, next time. The next day was BDay boy Aaron, good looking and lucky. What a nice combination when in Vegas. Too bad he was a young 'un, but pleasing to the eyes. Finally, Scott. Had to throw in my need for some asian boys in the mix. Mixed chinese and japanese, nice. It was a good vacation for the boys, too bad I still have this longing for some gay companionship.
Vegas:
My trips to Vegas, thus far have been extremely enjoyable. Boys, money, shopping, lights, and distance from home. I just love it. Till next time Vegas.
Seinfeld tickets: $94
Bottle of Water: $5
Shopping: $100
Lodging and Food and Rental: $285
Clubbing: $15
Gambling: $500
Seeing My Idol: Priceless
Vacationing In Vegas with Friends: Bonus Treat
Seinfeld:
Probably the sole reason for setting up this trip. Seinfeld was fucking awesome and so hype was I that I allowed myself to purchase an overpriced bottle of water. I laughed and smiled so much to the point where my mouth was hurting from laughing so much. Just thinking about it makes me excited, I feel like a kid in a candy store.
Gambling:
Apparently my gambling luck is every other day. First day I was up, second day I was down, third day I was up (a lot), fourth day I was down (lost it all). But that is Vegas. On the third day, I tripled my money, because I played craps next to a birthday boy, who was lucky and hot on top of that. Aaron from UCLA and Orange County, CA won me majority of my money that night. $300 in total. It was a good day. Then the fourth day came where I would meet Scott from Hawaii. Everything would have been fine if I didn't lose all my money. Damn my hormones and my weakness for a pretty face. I just may be a gambling addict.
Clubbing:
We decided to go to Studio 54 (because that was basically the only club we could go to) and I had a blast as did the rest of the group. I enjoyed the music and the rope dancers. Quite entertaining. Dancing all night long, what more can this gay boy ask for. Too bad there were no cuties but oh well mostly straight anyway.
Boys:
Of the 4 days we were there, I got to talk to a cute boy each day except for the last. The first day had monorail boy from Salt Lake City, UT. On top of talking to him, he was flirting with me. Too bad I'm not a whore, I would have slept with him then and there that night. Oh well, next time. The next day was BDay boy Aaron, good looking and lucky. What a nice combination when in Vegas. Too bad he was a young 'un, but pleasing to the eyes. Finally, Scott. Had to throw in my need for some asian boys in the mix. Mixed chinese and japanese, nice. It was a good vacation for the boys, too bad I still have this longing for some gay companionship.
Vegas:
My trips to Vegas, thus far have been extremely enjoyable. Boys, money, shopping, lights, and distance from home. I just love it. Till next time Vegas.
Seinfeld tickets: $94
Bottle of Water: $5
Shopping: $100
Lodging and Food and Rental: $285
Clubbing: $15
Gambling: $500
Seeing My Idol: Priceless
Vacationing In Vegas with Friends: Bonus Treat
