Last Words

"For the rest of our lives, when anyone thinks about one of us, they will think of all four. And I cannot think of three people I'd rather have that be true of."

The final words by Jerry Seinfeld to the Seinfeld cast prior to the last scene in front of an audience. The man is a genius.

Advance Warning

DO NOT watch Alexander ... you've been warned. Annoying gay under tones, uninspiring acting, boring ass movie.

This Black Chick's Tongue

(Princess Clara)
What is this thing in my mouth?
It's slippery and it's slimy
Traveling down my slender, virgin, pink, esophagus
Some black chick's tongue
It's such a new sensation

(Foxxy Love the Black Chick)
I got a mayonnaise momma on my licking hole
And we've only just begun

(Princess Clara)
It's really quite thrilling

(Foxxy Love the Black Chick)
That's right, now you know

(Princess Clara)
I think I taste a "feeling"

(Foxxy Love the Black Chick)
And it's solid gold

(Princess Clara)
I never dreamed I would be so willing
To let myself go

(Foxxy Love the Black Chick)
Tell me about it
I'm totally frenching the racist hooooooe

(Together)
This black chick's tonguuuuue

(Princess Clara)
What a wonderful feeling

(Foxxy Love the Black Chick)
Damn where'd this bitch get her earrings

(Princess Clara)
I never had so much fun

(Together)
As with this black chick's tongue

Sometimes I Cut Myself to Relieve the Pain

Meet my new TV addiction ... Drawn Together.



Behold the cast of Drawn Together, the first cartoon reality tv show. It's freaking hilarious, I've watched each episode several times now ... each time cracking me up. Oh how I love "taboo" cartoons. Here's a few lines from the show, just hilarious.

"Just put it in me already!!!"

"It seems that every week my team gets the easy challenge, and it also seems that every week I #$%& the producers."

"The winners would eat like kings, but the losers would get no food at all. And surely starve like Mexicans."

God: "I love the gays! Come on, they're adorable. And calling hair gel, "product". That's just fancy, that is what that is."

The X-Factor

Just one of the reason why I watch The X-Factor.



Mr. Ben Shephard. Yum Yum Chop!!!

A Proclamation

Ever since the news of Bush's win, I've been overcome with this weird feeling. As I mentioned in my prior post, there is a touch of failure and anxiety all mixed in. It was until I read someone's recent post that I understood what this feeling was. From the re-election of President Bush and the passing of all the same-sex marriage initiatives, I have this feeling I am now a second-class citizen. A minority of the minority if you will. I feel my rights will soon be stripped from me and all I can do is watch as the nation does it. I've been told I should have faith in the "People," I don't. I've been told that people are more accepting than you think, they aren't.

But I won't live life in fear or shame of what will come, but will continue to live in this nation, my Nation. I will not be like so many gays and proclaim "I'm moving to Canada!," because Canada isn't home, the United States is. So as my rights and lifestyle are erased and scrutinized, I will not be driven away. We are fighting a war on terrorism in the Iraq, but I also have to deal with the war of ignorance in my own home country. As Bush proclaimed after 9/11, we, the United States, will not be terrorized in our home country, so to President Bush, to all the evangelical Christians, and to all the "Family" groups I proclaim to you ...

I, Nam Tong, will not be driven out of my home country based on your ignorant religious ideology and instead live my life as the fore fathers intended ... free and proud.

Only Time Will Tell

I can't help but feel overwhelmed with a sense of failure and anxiety.

Ownership

I am a proud owner of a "I Voted" sticker, which I am proudly wearing. I am also a proud owner of a "I Voted Touch Screen" sticker, which I lost. (So technically not an owner anymore.)

Now you go and do the same.