List of Nevers
Put an X on all the things you have never done.
[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
[x] I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
[ ] I NEVER HAVE KiSSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSiTE SEX
[ ] I NEVER HAVE KiSSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
[ ] I NEVER CRASHED A FRiEND'S CAR
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
[x] I NEVER RODE IN A TAXi
[x] I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
[x] I NEVER HAD BEEN IN LOVE
[ ] I NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLiC
[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
[x] I NEVER DONE COCAiNE
[ ] I NEVER SHOPLiFTED
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN FiRED
[x] I NEVER BEEN IN A FiST FiGHT
[x] I NEVER HAD GROUP INTERCOURSE (I will one day)
[ ] I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN TiED UP (I can't wait)
[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATiNG
[ ] I NEVER PiSSED ON MYSELF (In the pool, does that count?)
[ ] I NEVER HAD SEX WiTH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
[x] I NEVER HAD BEEN ARRESTED
[ ] I NEVER MADE OUT WiTH A STRANGER
[ ] I NEVER STOLE SOMETHiNG FROM MY JOB (ZIP disks baby!)
[x] I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TiME SQUARE
[ ] I NEVER WENT ON A BLiND DATE (I've gone out with guys from online who I never saw a picture of)
[ ] I NEVER LiED TO A FRiEND
[ ] I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
[x] I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDi-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
[x] I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
[ ] I NEVER SKiPPED SCHOOL
[x] I NEVER SLEPT WiTH A CO-WORKER
[ ] I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
[x] I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFiCE
[x] I NEVER HAD BEEN MARRiED
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN DiVORCED
[x] I NEVER HAD SEX WiTH MORE THAN ONE MORE PERSON WiTHiN THE SAME WEEK
[ ] I NEVER HAD POSED NUDE
[X] I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WiTH THEM
[x] I NEVER HAVE KiLLED ANYONE
[ ] I NEVER RECEiVED SCARS FROM MY SEX PARTNER
[ ] I HAVE NEVER THROWN UP IN A BAR
[x] I HAVE NEVER PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FiRE
[ ] I HAVE NEVER EATEN SUSHI
[ ] I HAVE NEVER BEEN SNOWBOARDING
[x] I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX AT A FRiEND'S HOUSE WHiLE THEY WERE THROWING A PARTY
[x] I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX IN A DRESSiNG ROOM
[ ] I HAVE NEVER FLASHED ANYONE
[x] I HAVE NEVER HOOKED UP WiTH A FRiEND'S SiBLiNG
[ ] I HAVE NEVER PURCHASED PORNOGRAPHY (oh please)
[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
[x] I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
[ ] I NEVER HAVE KiSSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSiTE SEX
[ ] I NEVER HAVE KiSSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
[ ] I NEVER CRASHED A FRiEND'S CAR
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
[x] I NEVER RODE IN A TAXi
[x] I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
[x] I NEVER HAD BEEN IN LOVE
[ ] I NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLiC
[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
[x] I NEVER DONE COCAiNE
[ ] I NEVER SHOPLiFTED
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN FiRED
[x] I NEVER BEEN IN A FiST FiGHT
[x] I NEVER HAD GROUP INTERCOURSE (I will one day)
[ ] I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN TiED UP (I can't wait)
[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATiNG
[ ] I NEVER PiSSED ON MYSELF (In the pool, does that count?)
[ ] I NEVER HAD SEX WiTH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
[x] I NEVER HAD BEEN ARRESTED
[ ] I NEVER MADE OUT WiTH A STRANGER
[ ] I NEVER STOLE SOMETHiNG FROM MY JOB (ZIP disks baby!)
[x] I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TiME SQUARE
[ ] I NEVER WENT ON A BLiND DATE (I've gone out with guys from online who I never saw a picture of)
[ ] I NEVER LiED TO A FRiEND
[ ] I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
[x] I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDi-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
[x] I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
[ ] I NEVER SKiPPED SCHOOL
[x] I NEVER SLEPT WiTH A CO-WORKER
[ ] I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
[x] I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFiCE
[x] I NEVER HAD BEEN MARRiED
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN DiVORCED
[x] I NEVER HAD SEX WiTH MORE THAN ONE MORE PERSON WiTHiN THE SAME WEEK
[ ] I NEVER HAD POSED NUDE
[X] I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WiTH THEM
[x] I NEVER HAVE KiLLED ANYONE
[ ] I NEVER RECEiVED SCARS FROM MY SEX PARTNER
[ ] I HAVE NEVER THROWN UP IN A BAR
[x] I HAVE NEVER PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FiRE
[ ] I HAVE NEVER EATEN SUSHI
[ ] I HAVE NEVER BEEN SNOWBOARDING
[x] I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX AT A FRiEND'S HOUSE WHiLE THEY WERE THROWING A PARTY
[x] I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX IN A DRESSiNG ROOM
[ ] I HAVE NEVER FLASHED ANYONE
[x] I HAVE NEVER HOOKED UP WiTH A FRiEND'S SiBLiNG
[ ] I HAVE NEVER PURCHASED PORNOGRAPHY (oh please)

9 Comments:
You cut yourself on purpose? WTF for?
By
John, At
12:10 AM
What I want to know is, who caught you masturbating?
Oh and, please, YOU buy pornography? Why when you seem to always download it for free, you fiend.
By
Jack, At
3:33 AM
Why is everyone so concerned about me marking down that I have cut myself on purpose before. Not like I do it all the time, just every two weeks to check if I am alive.
Being caught masturbating was quite embarrassing, but I will leave the identity of this person a mystery. But I did get off getting caught, lets say I got caught and continued on my ways. Hehe.
Oh please, I have a collection of porn in my room (excluding my computer porn). What do you expect from me, I'm Nam dirty and disgusting. If you are curious I have both styles of porn, gay and straight. Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't.
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Nam, At
9:51 AM
Oh no, I have this image in my head. It's someone coming to Nam's window like Jack and I do all the time and knock. We joke about it all the time. Didn't think it was for real. So, it must be Kim. She came over to watch Sex and the City, and instead caught Nam and his Hand looking at all his store bought porn. Dirrty...
By
John, At
10:59 PM
Nope, not Kim.
By
Nam, At
11:47 AM
Someone we all mutually know?
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Jack, At
3:07 PM
This person's identity will remain confidential. But yes you guys know this person.
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Nam, At
3:33 PM
Hmmm, someone who gets him off when he got caught and we know them. Can't be his family then, because that would be disgusting. I'm thinking it has to be a girl since Shin is the only guy I know and he hasn't known him long enought to catch him in the act. I don't think... another girl would be Tham I guess. You should go ask Tham, Jack. She'd tell you.
By
John, At
12:49 AM
To correct, I got off getting caught not the person. That is all. Hasn't this been quite the topic.
By
Nam, At
8:52 AM
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